The Weekend Nightmare

The weekend has almost ended, three and a half hours to go and I still cannot get enough of it. During these few rare days of the week one gets all the privileges of sleeping for 12 or more hours continuously without some 21st century gadget waking you up at some hour before sunrise. The only few days where you could walk around without taking a shower the whole day and not being bothered if your deodorant is still working. One also has the rare occasion of having a breakfast (not of a breakfast bar or cold cereal) on the table and not while trying to speed to work on a over populated highway. Those are days where you could just lay on the couch all day in front of a semi famous branded non LCD TV watching Lifetime and not feel guilty that you are not at the gym instead. Yup!!! All this and even more.

Tomorrow I would have to dreadfully drag myself out of my bed at some very drastic early hour just so I could miss the miserable opportuning of wasting two hours sitting in a car listening to Kiss F.M or some early morning radio station more pitiful and trying to beet the O.C. traffic. The more tragic part is when your done with your shower and you are still staring like a zombie at your closest to realize that your laundry is not done or even worse you have no clothes to wear. Those are the instances when you really miss the over blessed moments of being in India where everything is readily done and on time by some very loyal assistants.

So, you dig out your closest to find some old grey Raymond tailored slacks (Made in India by the way) and a non matching yellow shirt and then Voila!!! You just qualified for an Ambush Makeover. But who cares!!! its a Monday morning; you barely have clothes in your closet, your barely awake, your brains barely working and you barely make it to work at 8:00 a.m. (and tragically not p.m.)

Yeah!! Works cool and all that, but billing and keeping an account of all the numbers for some 8 odd hours a day leads me to envy these three and half hours that I have left. So yes!! My Weekend Nightmare begins; Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday ....

Music for the Hour: Black Eyes Peas