The Dawn of my '05 Christmas list

Christmas is just around the corner (more like a month and half away) and what better time to start on my Christmas list. First, it was the dilemma of having to either jot down 20 or 10 items on the list. The hard-core dilemma was then sorted out by choosing simplicity in a very Gandhian way in terms of a number. So here it is!! 10 items and my Christmas is made.

Since the day I moved to California, Fashion TV (not the Indian versios) was the only channel that Adelphia seemed to have offered (apart from the occasional peeks into lifetime) in the 3010 household. Has anyone observed this channel more than I have? If you have gay men are such a wonderful creation of God. And so Number 10 on the Christmas list; a gay guy who could pass to be my “bestest” (if that’s a word) friend. Here are my reasons why.

(Much thought has been put into my list and choosing a gay guy for number 10 definitely has its reason.)


- You could get to actually use the word “Whateverrrrrrr” a zillion times in just one conversation and still not sound blond cause there is someone else to take over the blondness (my gay bestest friend offcourse)

- Take long trips to the beach singing out loud to the Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes duet on the 205

- Go shopping all day long and then truly state that the most fabulous thing we bought together were pink and purple striped slacks that fit just right.

- Spend Friday night on the couch after renting Legally blond II (which I have wanted to watch for the longest period of time) and then end the night by concluding that it was the cutest movie ever.

- One guy who would totally agree that the VW Bug is the cutest car ever in man’s creation (but should keep in mind that being gay is no excuse to drive one)

- A guy with whom I could talk to all day on how adorably sexy Will Smith is and then actually get a response from him in conformity

- One with whole I could argue on why Victorian houses are much prettier than 19th century Concord houses and actually know what I am talking about.

- A guy who would actually understand why the hec I was croaking like a frog when a TD & H guy just passed by

- And finally, to live in the fantasy of every episode of Will & Grace since season two.


So, Number 10 on my list a perfectly Gay “Bestest” guy friend and merry Christmas to me.


The other 9 items require separate posts. So till them all you wonderful acquaintances of mine, work on The Number 10.